Yeah, yeah, I love animals. I do, oh my God! But eels, sharks and other slimy AND deadly creatures freak me out to the point of seriously needing xanax. (And I don’t want ’em dead, just at a very far distance from me. Like the distance of Long Island to….I don’t know – Japan!)
Now. Electric eels in the Hudson. Please tell me I’m right and they just couldn’t be there….