This explains, well, everything about weepy drunks, happy drunks, stupid asses who get drunk and become yet more obnoxious.
I think I’m kind of an awesome drinker. To start with, give me two drinks and I am flying. I’m usually just less shy, slightly more physical and happy.
What kinda drunk are you? Yeah yeah I know you’re not a drunk. What kind of drinker are you?