Shooting Up A Tattoo Shop Cuz They Won’t Pierce You….

So this woman goes to a tattoo shop around 10PM.  She asks for a piercing.  I can’t help but wonder what she wanted pierced.  They inform her that they do not do piercings.  She leaves.  She comes back with a dude, and shoots up the shop and a car. (I wonder if this is Trinity Tattoo???  Anyone know?)

This is Colorado, Sally.  Not Florida.  Go smoke a little weed and relax.  You can get a hole put into your body tomorrow!!!

An Image Of Bullets And A Window Or Something

 

7NEWS – Shots fired outside tattoo shop after woman denied a piercing – Local Story.

Avery Edison In Men’s Prison. This Should Not Be Happening Canada!

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It put my heart through the wringer reading about Avery’s misadventures in Toronto.  We haven’t heard from her for a bit now, and that’s frightening.

Please get up to date on the situation if you haven’t heard about it.

Transgender comedian Avery Edison held at Toronto airport, tweets her way through | torontolife.com.

Finally? Arrests In The Madeleine McCann Case Coming

My heart goes out to this family.  I hope whatever will happen brings some measure of peace to her family, however small a comfort that may be.

What do YOU think happened to this little girl?

British police ‘preparing to make arrests’ in Madeleine McCann case | UK news | theguardian.com.

Awww. He’s Sick. I Wanna Kill Him!

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I’m flabbergasted. (And I can’t seem to get rid of that image of the happy birthday cake.  Pretend it says Happy Fucking New Year, okay?)

Hah hah! I’ve always wanted to use that word.

Now, I get sick on an average of 4 to 5 or even 6 times per year. I rang in the new year with a sinus/ear special infection, and have been recovering with the cursed antibiotics since.

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My husband, who proudly proclaims that he’s NEVER sick, is just that. Sick. He’s got bronchitis, and as soon as he got the Official Seal of Bronchitis, he’s taken to having a mantra of “I feel so sick” and then “oh my God”, and occasionally, “am I gonna die?” The final question has had a change in answer since yesterday. I now tell him “yes, yes you will. It’s up to you if it’s sooner or later”.

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Whining. Requesting all kinds of things. Being a total pain in the ass. Begging to have his temperature taken every 20 minutes.

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But I’m a Buddhist, and I’m working on my compassion. I’m trying, honestly. I have to wonder what the neighbors think as I walk from the sickbed (bedroom) to the kitchen saying something along the lines of “Okay honey. I’ll get you more water. And then I’ll dump it over your fucking head if you don’t stop telling me how shitty you feel and how to handle our daughter from your bed!!!!!”

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Do you know that yesterday was so bad that when my sister picked up Kiddo and I to go to Walmart, I was excited!!! I HATE Walmart with a passion!!!!

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Ah, and on the final bit. I am now sick. Ugh. I feel so sick. Oh my GOD! Am I gonna die??

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Courtney and Doug Are Calling It Quits. Devastating (Not!)

Now, I’m truly not super judgmental, but this has always felt to me like a big marketing maneuver.

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She’s 16 when she marries him. She proceeds to dress hookerishly. Yeah, I know it’s not a word. And she’s clearly been trying to get some type of career going. I haven’t seen Doug in much of anything for years (but that doesn’t mean anything) so I kinda figured this had run it’s course. I hope none of you are too broken up about this.

Courtney Stodden, 19, and Doug Hutchison, 53, spill on divorce.. and wholl get custody of dog Dourtney | Mail Online.

So We’ve Been Dating For A Week…And I Got Your Face Inked On Me!

This is a Facebook exchange I found on Don’t Panic.  What I particularly love about this are words in the introduction – “some evidently unstable strumpet”.  It’s my favorite!

Would you get the face of the romantic love of your life tattooed on you?  I wouldn’t.  I always think the person in that role will wake up one day and go – what??? I’m stuck with YOU??  and walk out! LOL

This tattoo of Britney is pretty amazeballs, even though I can’t understand why someone would tattoo a young person having a huge breakdown, but whatever.  🙂

 

Click below for the tattoo, the reveal to the bf, the weird support of the friends and the ultimate ending!

Tattoo Much? | Don’t Panic Magazine | Arts.

About A Boy

I had found a little blurb about an air conditioner falling out the window of Louise Wise Services in the 80s that landed on a man and killed him, so I googled the agency and this is what I found.  

This is an old article written by Lisa Belkin.  It’s really shocking and upsetting.  Louise Wise Services, an agency that matched childless Jewish couples with babies seemed to have a whole lot of trouble telling potential parents the truth of where the children were coming from.  Mostly mental hospitals.  Check it out.  It’s very interesting.

via What the Jumans Didnt Know About Michael – New York Times.

Panic Attacks And Why They Suck

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Today or tomorrow I will liquidate the tiny remainder of my retirement fund. This leaves me feeling incredibly stressed out. The money will pay off a few bills, but we’ll still need more. Then it will be all gone. Everything I had saved for the past 25 years or longer.

I have no health insurance, no income, and now nothing at all to fall back on. And it feels like I’m going crazy. I know I should live in the moment, but I’m about a year ahead, looking at my husband walking out on me and having no way to take care of myself, my daughter and my dogs. Im sure he would continue to take care of Kiddo, but i know that wont be a pretty scenario. And then I look ahead 10 years and where am I? Dead? In some state institution out of a Dickens novel? I don’t know what to do.

Sorry for the bummer post today. I’m feeling sorry for myself and very very afraid. And I guess I feel compelled to share it all with you, you lucky ducks! Listen, I hope you all have a much better weekend than the one that’s on tap here!

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